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2 Shut Down Tax Havens… Bomb Switzerland

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  • Cover Page
  • Title Page
  • Copyright Page
  • Introduction
  • 1 Party Manifestos Should Be Legally Binding
  • 2 Shut Down Tax Havens… Bomb Switzerland
  • 3 Models Should Be Chosen At Random From The Electoral Roll
  • 4 It Should Be Legal 0For Gay Couples To Get Married
  • 5 People Who Allow Their Dog To Shit On The Pavementm Without Cleaning It Up Should Be Forced To Wear It As A Moustache
  • 6 Mps Should Not Be Paid Wages But Loans, Like Students, Because They Get Highly Paid Jobs After They Graduate From Westminster As A Result Of Attending Parliament. They Should Therefore Pay Back The Loan They Received While In Office
  • 7 Legalise All Drugs
  • 8 Thedaily Mail Should Be Forced To Print On The Front Of Every Edition The Words: ‘This Is A Fictionalised Account Of The News And Any Resemblance To The Truth Is Entirely Coincidental’
  • 9 To Randomly Arm Oaps With Guns
  • 10 There Should Be A Maximum Wage
  • 11 Windsor To Be Renamed Lower Slough
  • 12 Mps Should Have No Job Other Than That Of Mp
  • 13 If Mps Want A Second Job In Order To Gain A Greater Understanding Of Life Outside Government, Then Their Constituents Should Choose Which Job They Think Would Best Expand Their Mp’S Horizons
  • 14 The Police Should Wear Badges Which Display The Words, ‘ How Am I Policing?’ And ‘I’M Here To Help’
  • 15 As Tasers Are So Safe, Every Time The Police Use Them On A Member Of The Public They Should Taser One Of Themselves
  • 16 To Introduce The 1967 Abortion Act Into Northern, Ireland Northern Ireland
  • 17 Everyone Should Be Entitled To Phone In Work One Day A Month And Claim A ‘Fuck It’ Day Off
  • 18 Everyone Should Be Given The Day Off On Their Birthday
  • 19 There Should Be Separate Lanes For Pedestrians Based On The Speeds They Walk At, Ranging From A Fast Lane For People Who Know Where They Are Going To A Hard Shoulder For Window Shoppers
  • 20 The Daily Mail Should Be Forced To Print The Words ‘The Paper That Supported Hitler’ On Its Masthead
  • 21 To Introduce A Prohibition Of Deception Act
  • 22 Politicians Should Have To Wear Tabards Displaying The Names And Logos Of The Companies With Whom They Have A Financial Relationship, Like A Racing Driver
  • 23 There Should Be A Public Referendum Before Going To War
  • 24 The Prime Minister Hall Be Limited To Two Terms Of Office
  • 25 There Should Be An Age Of Consent For Religion
  • 26 Those In Favour Of Id Cards Should Be Banned From Having Curtains
  • 27 Anyone Found Guilty Of A Homophobic Hate Crime Shall Serve Their Entire Sentence In Drag
  • 28 Whenever There Is A Barney In The House Of Commons, They Should Play The Benny Hill Theme Tune
  • 29 Private Health Companies That Use Nhs- Trained Staff, Doctors, Nurses, Clinicians, Etc., Should Pay A Levy Worth 25 Per Cent Of The Staff Pay To The Nh To Reimburse Them For The Training Costs And Help With Training In The Future
  • 30 To Introduce A Tobin Tax On Currency Transactions
  • 31 All Members Of The Bnp Should Be Forced To Trace Their Family Ancestry And Make It Public
  • 32 All Mps’ Second Homes Are To Become State Property At The End Of Their ‘Career’ (Second Home = The One Closest To Westminster)
  • 33 The Garment Trade Should Print The Age Of The Person Who Made Each Item In The Label
  • 34 We Should Adopt An Opt-Out System For Organ Donations
  • 35 Those Who Peddle Homeopathic Remedies Should Only Receive Homeopathic Medicines When They Have Major Illnesses
  • 36 Ceos And Board Members Of Any Company Convicted Of Fraud Should Be Forced To Dress As Pirates In Whatever Job They Get In The Future
  • 37 Anyone Who Buys A Second Home In Somerset Must Buy A Home Of Equal Worth And Give It To Someone Who Actually Lives In Somerset
  • 38 To Introduce ‘None Of The Above’ On Ballot Papers
  • 39 Renationalise The Railways
  • 40 Goats Are To Be Released On To The Floor Of The House Of Commons (No More Than Four); Mps Are Forbidden From Referring To Them Ever
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